Andy Lynes
 food journalist, writer
and consultant
 
 

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16 July 2008: MARCO PIERRE RED WHITE AND BLUE

During his thirty year career, Marco Pierre White has been famous for many things. In the 80's it was for throwing customers out of his seminal Harvey's restaurant; in the 90's, for being the youngest British chef to win three Michelin stars and then "handing them back" and prematurely retiring from the stove; and in the 21st century for his unlikely business partnership with jockey Frankie Dettori, a messy divorce and the revelation in his autobiography that he made Gordon Ramsay cry.
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25 June 2008: THE SCORES ARE ON THE DOORS, BUT ARE THEY RIGHT?

In the late 70's, "the scores on the doors" decided if a contestant on the BBC's Generation Game TV show got their moment of glory behind the famous conveyor belt filled with electric teasmades, fondue sets and cuddly toys. These days however, if you're a restaurateur, or a restaurant customer for that matter, it means something far more serious.
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4 June 2008 : WINE-ING ABOUT MARK UPS

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and shock horror newspaper stories about restaurant wine mark ups. The latest appeared in the 24 May 2008 edition of the Telegraph under the headline "Top restaurants accused of greed for wine price mark-ups" (www.telegraph.co.uk). The article claimed that consumer watchdogs and wine experts had accused Raymond Blanc, Heston Blumenthal and Jamie Oliver of "greed" and said that "high prices could deter customers from dining out."
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26 May 2008 : THE PLOT THICKENS

Despite Heston Blumenthal's attempt a while back to announce its passing, molecular gastronomy remains a hot topic of debate in the hospitality industry. Talk to any chef for long enough and the question of whether foams and jellies constitute real cooking or if they're just so much culinary smoke and mirrors will inevitably arise. In my experience however, no one has ever said that cutting edge food could actually be bad for you – until now that is.
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14 May 2008 : THE SUN DOESN'T ALWAYS SHINE ON TV RESTAURANTS

You might be forgiven for thinking that a restaurant opened off the back of an eight part, prime time BBC 2 series fronted by one of the UK's most well known chefs would be a guaranteed success. So the news last week that Eight at the Thatch in Thame in Oxfordshire run by the winners of Raymond Blanc's The Restaurant had closed after just seven months trading came as something of a surprise.
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6 May 2008 : A REAL DOWNER?

The French television viewing public are soon to have the dubious pleasure of watching yours truly stuff his face with slow roast belly pork, mash and Bramley apple sauce. I don't think I've ever felt more self conscious, or uncomfortable than during that seemingly endless 20 minutes in the packed bar of Roast restaurant in London's famous Borough Market, eating in front of a travel show film crew and a bunch of curious rubberneckers.
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21 March 2008 : YOUR CHEATING ART

Last month, I was asked to take part in a short debate on the Saturday morning BBC Breakfast show to talk about Delia Smith's comeback book How to Cheat at Cooking. While I have no wish to turn into yet another rent-a-gob, appearing on four hour-long "I Love Five Minutes Ago" programmes on Channel 4 waxing lyrical about Olde English Spangles and Smash adverts, I was happy to give my opinion on the sainted Delia.
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7 March 2008 : RAMSAY ROULETTE

Let's spin the wheel for a game of Ramsay Roulette. Just go to gordonramsay.com, click on "UK Restaurants" and place a virtual chip on which restaurant name you expect to disappear the next time you visit the site. The smart money had been on the recently closed La Noisette as far back as November last year when rumours of the imminent departure of chef Bjorn Van Der Horst began to circulate. The only people surprised by the closure in late February appeared to be Ramsay's central reservation service, who described it as "unexpected", and the British press who ran their stories on 5 March, five days after I posted about the closure on egullet.org
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10 November 2007 : FOOD FUNDAMENTALISTS

In a recent review, Tracey Macleod of the Independent said that "All restaurant critics love St John. It's a requirement of the job." Fergus Henderson's style of stripped back, bare (marrow) bones cooking is becoming increasingly popular and influential as his acolytes open their own restaurants around the capital
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25 October 2007 : MASHED

I got totally mashed yesterday. No, I'm not having to resort to alcohol because of the pressures of work. I was asked judge the Mash Challenge organised by the British Potato Council (BPC) at the Ealing, Hammersmith and West London College. It's true - I lead a life of unrelenting glamour and I'll be damned if I'm going to apologise for it
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16 October 2007 : MUZZLED CRITICS

It's not often that I can say I've been upstaged by a 140 pound tuna. And especially not at the Restaurant Show, where my annual visits are typified by a stroll around the exhibits punctuated by chance meetings and the odd chef demo. This year was different, and not just because the show had moved to its new home at Earls Court 2 where all the action was on one floor rather than the split level arrangement at Olympia, last year's venue
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5 July 2007 : HERE COMES THE JUDGE

I can't complain. No, I mean I really can't complain. Being a professional food writer is a dream job for any foodie. Moaning about what a hard life it is just isn't on. But the work has its downsides, just like any profession. Punishing deadlines, long hours and weekends chained to the desk being a few. At times it can be a lonely existence with just an accusingly blank Word document and some old punk tunes on Last.fm for company
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22 June 2007 : FEAR OF DESSERTS

"People are afraid of soufflés." I've lost count of the times I've heard that deathless phrase fall from the lips of a TV chef. But how do they know home cooks are cowering in mortal fear of a roux base combined with whipped egg whites and an additional flavouring? Has a survey on the most terrifying baked puddings been conducted by the Department of Health? Did I miss the Jerry Springer "My Egg-Based Dessert Hell" special? Or is it simply that telly cooks are desperately trying to preserve their position of influence by appearing more knowledgeable and confident than their viewers
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13 June 2007 : AN AWARD WINNING NIGHT

You know there's way too many awards ceremonies when they start handing out trophies for "sexiest male" in a soap opera. But some are worth taking seriously. The Guild of Food Writers held its annual awards this week at London in order to recognize "outstanding achievement in all areas in which food writers work and have influence." That translates as books, magazine and newspaper articles worth reading and TV and radio programmes worth tuning in for
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6 June 2007 : D&D DAY

Whenever the subject of food and eating out crops up in conversation - and with me that's pretty much every time I open my mouth to speak - I'm inevitably asked "What's you're favourite restaurant." It's a question that I find fiendishly difficult to answer. As a food writer, the nature of my job means I'm always visiting new restaurants and as a consequence never get the opportunity to become a genuine regular anywhere. So after years of stammering "Well, um, I don't know, I uh really couldn't say" I now simply reply "The next one."
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31 May 2007 : FOOD HEDONIST IN RESIDENCE

As a food and travel writer, I have been seriously spoilt. I've feasted on sweet, juicy black pineapple cut straight from the ground with the Antiguan sun on my back; sipped Clos-Vougeot Grand Cru 1959 in the courtyard of a Burgundian chateau while a Michelin starred chef prepared dinner at the table side (do you hate me yet?) and eaten a two dozen course lunch at The French Laundry in the Napa Valley, one of the best restaurants on the planet.
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